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Bill Bailey: Thoughtifier Tickets

Bill Bailey amplifies his thoughts on how we might survive in this brave new world.

This production is recommended for ages 16+.

Performance dates

28 December 2024 - 15 February 2025

Run time TBC

Includes interval

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Bill Bailey Thoughtifier Tickets

Actor, comedian and Strictly Come Dancing Winner, Bill Bailey is back with his new tour show Thoughtifier. The hilarious new show will take you on a journey of the human mind. Whilst also discussing the other important matters of whales, biophilia, unrequited love. Don’t miss Bill Bailey at the Theatre Royal Haymarket this Winter. Book your tickets now.

About Bill Bailey Thoughtifier

Bill Bailey is known for his hilarious stand-up comedy as well as for appearing on shows such as Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Have I Got News For You, and QI. The multi-talented comedian is now back for a brand new show at the Theatre Royal Haymarket.

The term Thoughtifier (noun) refers to an intriguing device that can amplify the thoughts of a curious mind using music, channelled through a human instrument, known as Bill Bailey (colloquial) a person resembling Bill Bailey.

In a time of self-scan checkouts, AI, and ChatGPT, we are entering a world where humans might be redundant, and many tasks can be done better and more efficiently by machines. It's the perfect time to celebrate our flawed humanity. Who better to guide us through this than Bill? He will take us on a journey through the error-strewn, distracted, and sometimes magnificent history of human thought, and show us how it might help us survive in this brave new world.


Facts and Critical Acclaim


• Bill Bailey won an Audie Award for Audio Drama in 2016 for his narration of Rudyard Kipling’s Jungle Book
• Bailey won the eighteenth series of Strictly with dance partner Oti Mabuse
• Bailey has won numerous awards for his comedy, including Time Out Comedy Award, Edinburgh Critics Award and the British Comedy Awards.

Recent Reviews

4.9
78 reviews
Caroline Ford

High quality also

Gill

Absolutely brilliant show. The man is an amazing comedian and superb musician. Haven’t laughed so much in ages.

lesley Richardson

Laughed until we cried..Bill is a clever, talented, energetic comedian.

Diane Barnett

We had an incredible afternoon watching Bill Bailey who entertained a full theatre and received a well deserved standing ovation. What a brilliant comedian and musician , a talented man who read his audience to perfection. Well done Bill.

sue obbard

Brilliant, but nearly didn't go because it was so extensive

Anita Baker

Fabulous, we laughed non stop for 2 hours and enjoyed music and poetry and warmth as well as comedy and talent. Thank you Bill for an excellent all round show.

mike bassett

Thoughtful! Provoking. Amazing music. Haven't laughed so much for years. Big smiles going in. Even bigger smiles coming put.

David Rose

Still one of the best comedians and entertainers out there. So talented and he played some new instruments a great night.

Christopher McGiffen

What an absolute delight. I laughed and laughed from start to finish. And finish. And finish. And then bloody bagpipes (tribute to Sean Lock) Brilliant. Must see.

Jacqueline Lewis

Absolutely brilliant

Harry

Great show, nice blend of comedy and music. Bill is very talented in both capacities and I would recommend the show to everyone.

Heidi

Absolutely fab - what an amazing chap Bill is. Sooh funny ?? and sooh musically talented. 3rd time seeing him. First time at Croydon assembly halls in early 90's. Well done and thank you!

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