The Falcon’s Malteser Tickets

The Falcon’s Malteser The Vaults London tickets on sale now!

The acclaimed stage adaptation of Anthony Horowitz’s laugh-out-loud funny novel of the same name has come to London's Vaults this summer for a strictly limited season.

What is The Falcon’s Malteser about?

Anthony Horowitz's The Falcon’s Malteser introduces the Diamond Brothers Detective Agency. Tim is without a doubt the absolute worst private investigator on the planet. Can his younger brother, the clever Nick, manage to help his detectively-challenged brother crack the toughest case in the detective agency's history?

A midget Mexican delivers a box of Maltesers, but what makes these chocolate treats so special to the point where half of London's gangs and criminals are determined to kill to get their hands on them? This acclaimed adaption from New Old Friends stars four actors portraying dozens of roles along with unforgettable comedy songs and a fully-staged car chase scene that will have you on the edge of your seats!

The Falcon’s Malteser creatives

The Falcon’s Malteser was adapted for the stage by Feargus Woods Dunlop and is directed by Heather Westwell and Lee Lyford. It features design by Carl Davies and was originally produced by New Old Friends in association with Theatre Royal Bath's Egg and Newbury Corn Exchange.

What the critics have been saying about The Falcon’s Malteser

The Falcon’s Malteser has received overwhelming critical acclaim. It's been called 'exhilarating' (WhatsOnStage), 'delightful' (Broadway Baby), 'bundles of fun and excitement' (Love London Love Culture), 'wonderful fun for both young and old' (The Spy in the Stalls), and the 'Best Family Shows Critic's Choice' (The Guardian).

Affordable tickets for The Falcon’s Malteser at The Vaults available now!

See what everyone has been raving about and book your tickets now for the strictly-limited run of The Falcon's Malteser while stocks last. The best seats and tickets prices are subject to high demand!